I LOVE DRAMA.
It is my middle name. My life is like a train-wreck in progress!!
I LOVE MAKING A BIG DEAL OF EVERYTHING.
I could write an entire blog series about the new dental floss Charlie brought home yesterday.
I CAN HARDLY COOK.
Certainly not anything from scratch, unless you count O'Henry bars.
MY CHILDREN ARE KICKING AND SCREAMING.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that they three and everything to do with the fact that they do not want to be in this world. Probably much unlike the family with twins and sextuplets that were brought "naturally" in to existence.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WATCH TELEVISION.
Because I'm too busy feeling sorry for myself and looking for new ways to put myself and my kicking and screaming children in peril. Although, I have heard a lot about "Jon & Kate + 8" and really wish that I had the endurance to wash a floor three times a day. Heck. Three times a week would be nice.
I DON'T WANT TO HIRE HELP.
Because then I'll have nothing to write about on my blog. Besides, running this train straight off the tracks would be slightly impeded with two adults in the house.
If you don't want to read about my life. This blog is for me, about me, and for my children's posterity. Believe it or not, it is not for you - the anonymous commenter cowering in the corner who left a comment for me yesterday and did not leave their name, telephone number or e-mail address so that I could reach out and contact them "personally."
Did I tell you??
A lovely woman, Lindsay and her adorable twin boys, recognized me from my over-dramatized, self-pitying, catastrophic blog while I was at the Zoo earlier this week. Apparently, there are some people in this world - that I don't know - who enjoy hearing what REAL life with four small children is like. If you're not one of them, go read this great blog about life on the farm. She can even cook.