When will our children be old enough to understand that it is not acceptable to pick up a rabbit poop, stick it in their mouth and say "YUM DEWICIOUS!"?
When will our children be old enough to understand that poop does not belong on their arms, legs, face and/or bedroom wall?
When will our children be old enough to understand that when so deposited in a toilet, poop is to remain in the toilet and is not something that needs to be fished out of the water and held high above their head while they shout "Yay I did it!!"?
When will Charlie and I learn that taking little children to Costco is enough of a challenge in and of itself and doesn't need to be complicated by allowing little children to walk instead of ride in a cart where they are
Because when these little children are free to walk, they will make a bee-line for the neatly, yet precariously, stacked $119.99 bottles of Dom Perignon.
And the parents of these little children very well might poop themselves.
When will our children be old enough to understand that it is not acceptable to pick up a rabbit poop, stick it in their mouth and say "YUM DEWICIOUS!"?
ReplyDeleteHuh, thats not OK? Is that true for cat crap as well? Does that mean that its not OK to use cat poo as a floatie in the pool too?
Sheesh all these rules. ;)
These days, Shayna loves to sing about poo poo and pee pee. Everyone at the supermarket thinks it's funny, so I guess it's OK... Now I know where Country singers get their material!
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteWe're going to Costco this afternoon. If I hear any loud, wet crashes while we're there, now I'll know the culprits.
-Debbie
It will all be a fond memory much too fast.
ReplyDeleteNONI
oh so funny
ReplyDeleteBut they have acquired GREAT taste!
ReplyDeleteWell mine are a year older and they climb the bottled water at Costco as if they were climbing Mt. Everest. So when does it end? Not anytime soon!
ReplyDeleteYou actually went near the wine bottles. Well, yes, I guess we must in order to get to the Guinness. I still have to tell my three to put their hands in their pockets as we carefully walk by all those bottles.
ReplyDeleteHeidi
Just able to get on since our talk. Really cute stuff. Love the pic's. The Poop Never Ever Ends!! Even when they get older you may not get to see and you might call it by another name but I promise YOU ALL GET THE POOP.
ReplyDeleteThat's Motherhood for ya!
Bit of advice...always remember When the 'Poop' hits the fan; you need to MOVE THE FAN!"
So funny. Love ya. Marg.