We just received a brand spanking new phone book on our doorstep.
Once I opened it up to see that we were listed ... I did a little jig and said "I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now!!"*
Then I promptly threw it in our recycle bin while wondering if anyone who has a computer actually uses a phone book anymore.
*Be the first to name that movie and I'll send you a box of Trader Joe Peanut Butter Cups. No guarantees though, that I'll get to the post office before Halloween. And tell me, do you use a phone book?