Instead, they wanted to catch a ride on the front of the jogging stroller while I ran back and forth. If it wasn't their turn to ride on the front of the stroller, they would run screaming after me, "Don't weave, mommy! DON'T WEAVE ME!!"
Although I did my best to convince them that I would never leave them in the park (which now that I think of it, is contradictory to what I told them yesterday - when it was time to go and I said I would leave them if they didn't get in the car), I only managed to run back and forth across the field twice before my children were worked in to a three-year-old hysterical crying frenzy. Yet, once I stopped running, the kids were perfectly content to look at beetles scurrying through the grass. And fill our potty chair to maximum capacity. In the middle of a field.

They could have sat and looked at beetles while I ran laps around them ... but, no. That would have been much too convenient for me. So, I pulled out our trusty kite and ran with it while the kids chased after what I told them was Mr. Ray's shadow, and that is how I finished my 20-minutes of running.
Running after three kids is much different than running with three kids.To accomplish the latter, all it takes is a little ingenuity, a portable potty chair, and the ability to not trip over kite string.
oh lordy lordy. is that a photo of your well-used potty chair? and its contents?
ReplyDeleteglad i haven't eaten yet ;-)
you're awesome. the poop in the potty was crazy, but thanks for the visual
ReplyDeleteRUN FORREST... RUN
ReplyDeleteYou are just a great story teller! I think there would be a huge market out there for a book from you. Just bottle up this whole blog and get it book ready! I always get a laugh out of your posts. Sometimes, I've wept as you have shared things...but mostly your humor shines.
ReplyDeleteThink about it........you could stay home. It would be a best seller I believe.
I am serious! You have a way with words that catches the reader.
Have I mentioned blurb.com to you? They "slurp" your blog into a book.
ReplyDeleteIt's good reading! Granny is right.
Great job on the run!
ReplyDelete"the ability not to trip over kite string" a rare talent indeed. I always feel like Charlie Brown with the kite eating tree when I try to fly a kite.
ReplyDeleteMotherhood is all about ingenuity. :)
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