Take a ride on the humongous pumpkin slide at the local pumpkin patch? CHECK.
Purchase more pumpkins than there are people in this family? CHECK.
Buy a candy carrier for each of our four children? CHECK.
Procure 16.8 pounds of candy? CHECK.
Coordinate matching costumes for our children? CHECK.
Implement exercise regiment that will be necessary to help lose weight gained from nibbling candy from three of four carriers and all of the candy from the fourth carrier - because that child ain't got no teeth - and QA/QC "testing" at least two pounds of candy from our distribution stash because I would never want to give out sub-par candy to the children of our neighborhood, and consume remaining 10 pounds of candy that are not handed out because there is no way we'll have 600 trick-or-treaters? PENDING.