In case you thought I was kidding.
Seeing as this was a Mother's Day cake, I had to be a good mother and wait until Charlie took the kids out on an errand before I had a piece because I wouldn't want them eating chocolate cake for breakfast. This has nothing to do with my inability to share. I'm just trying to establish the best eating habits I can for our children.
"Yes, the cake is all gone. But children, I ate it because I love you."
I can only hope that all mothers love their children as much I love mine.