To save $700.00 on carpet removal, all you need is a box cutter, a truck and some really big muscles.
That's alright kids, don't you worry your little selves about helping your mother and father who are breaking their backs to create a nice environment for you to play in, everyday.
You just sit there on the couch, reading your books. We'll do our best not to disturb your concentration as we lift the couch up and work around you.
Just know this...
Forty years from now, we expect you to do the same thing for us.