Dear Jen,
I need a date with you. For the love of God, I need a date. I need something other then a *&%^#@$ pizza for dinner, and I need to have some $%#&@ quiet time with you. What this means is that I need for you to come home. This is how it's going to go down:
- Pencils down. That means stop what you are doing.
- You get in the big green truck and drive home.
- I am going to order a pizza for the kids, they do not want a home made pizza. They are demanding Dominoes!
- They will watch a movie of their choice downstairs.
- You and I will eat something besides pizza, i.e., chinese food. Something with flavor and texture.
- I will open a good bottle of wine, and we will enjoy a glass of the wine.
- We will talk like human adults, and discuss our escape from children.
- The children will go to bed.
See you soon.
Signed, The Desperate Domestic Father of your Messy Little Creatures,
Charlie
