Navigating The Amazing Trip Of Life With Our Amazing Triplets ... And Their Amazing Little Brother
Thursday, August 23, 2012
the man needs a break
This is a real, unedited e-mail that Charlie sent to me at work today. Dear Jen,
I need a date with you. For the love of God, I need a date. I need something other then a *&%^#@$ pizza for dinner, and I need to have some $%#&@ quiet time with you. What this means is that I need for you to come home. This is how it's going to go down:
Pencils down. That means stop what you are doing.
You get in the big green truck and drive home.
I am going to order a pizza for the kids, they do not want a home made pizza. They are demanding Dominoes!
They will watch a movie of their choice downstairs.
You and I will eat something besides pizza, i.e., chinese food. Something with flavor and texture.
I will open a good bottle of wine, and we will enjoy a glass of the wine.
We will talk like human adults, and discuss our escape from children.
The children will go to bed.
See you soon.
Signed, The Desperate Domestic Father of your Messy Little Creatures,